Meet the Windows Phone 7 Failure Reason Generator, which will handily mad-lib out a typical reason why WP7 is destined for the trash heap. Troll your friends! Leave anonymous comments on blogs! Aggravate starving tech writers! The possibilities are endless!
As the creator says:
In an effort to bridge the gap in the Smart Phone wars, I’ve developed a little tool to help all of you iPhone and Android fan-boys that are just too busy to do your own research and form your own opinion on Windows Phone 7. You know it will fail, so here’s a tool to generate reasons you can include in your blog posts and use to sound smart when talking to your friends.
Seriously though, it’s a pretty good mockery of the cookie cutter complaints you see rampant during smartphone OS discussions. After all, we all know the real reason WP7 will fail is because the usability is too awkward.