You drunk? Goood

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  1. piranah

    piranah New Member

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    funny how alcohol influences all of those:gasp:
  2. Geekster

    Geekster New Member

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    I don't drink either but can I share a "toast" my Great Aunt Lila used to say?
    No? Going to share anyway!:laugh2:

    Here's to you as good as you are...
    And here's to me as bad as I am....
    But as good as you are and
    As bad as I am...
    I'm as good as you are and..
    You're as bad as I am.

    Still "see" her with her whiskey bottle beside her playing cards with anyone who would sit down to play!
  3. daisyd681

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    One of my faves is a good Irish toast.

    As you slide down the banister of life, may the splinters always point in the right direction.
  4. Der Alta

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    Yep.
    Can't find my feet.
    Seems the SoCo has diluted my directional abilities.
  5. Der Alta

    Der Alta New Member

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    Tween Braille and gravity I staggered home from the garage.
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    <click here> for some more "morning after" pictures :}
  7. piranah

    piranah New Member

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    Well, im not quite drunk, but does drinking 5 rockstars qualify as some sort of intoxication?
  8. cheri

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    Wholey cow I hope you dont have a blow out! Yeah I think that counts as some kind of intoxication.

    Can it be an insomniacs thread too. lol
  9. piranah

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    well, its for that too, i dont know many people (besides yours truly) that drink during the day...i swear its only on weekends...lol...the sad thing is im really tired, but i know if i lay down, i wont be able to fall asleep, and i have to get this @#$%&*&!@!# paper done...i sound thrilled dont i?
  10. piranah

    piranah New Member

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    Ok, its driving me nuts, here 400th post...coincidence that its in this thread? I THINK NOT:tounge:
  11. cheri

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    Yeah you better get that paper done. I hear that going around in our neck of the woods as well.

    as i mentioned b4 i dont remember the last time I drank, well that is a lie wine tasting game Office Christmas Party 05. As far as drunk well I dont remember it was at least 19 or so years ago. :-O

    Dont forget the kahluah and vanilla ice cream for the Holidays! maybe this year Ill break the dry spell thanx to EQ jk
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    400 posts eh! your gettin up there. I wil have to check mine when on the old pc.
  13. DAB

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    If you have kids any time to drink is a good time....you may start off with a beer at 8am when your little girl runs in the room yelling someone shoved the baby in the cats litter box. You instantly remember the baby does not undertstand cat poop and kitty litter do not taste good. Than after you clean up the baby. You question your daughter that pushed him in the kitty box as to why. After she explains she smelled him doing "poop" and thought the baby should do his business the same place as the cat. You promptly race for your second beer. By noon you take a look at the disaster your kids have made to your house and realize its time for a shot of "Jumpin" Jack Daniels. He may not be a real person but you realize he is a real good friend because you feel nice warm after your brief conversation.

    I do not believe in child abuse if you have to take out your anger or rage take it out on E&J after a conversation with them you feel nice and warm inside...... I would strongly recommend the V.S.O.P or celibacy:foot:
  14. Der Alta

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    Best. Post. I've read yet.
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    piranah New Member

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    Learned that reeeaaalll quick...


    I went to Catholic school till i got kicked out, probably skipped the day they were teaching that (probably doing what got me into the situation above)
  16. piranah

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    Well, here I am, only person on EQ, oh well...5 glasses of wine and working on my 4th beer...man work is gonna suck tomorrow...
  17. Der Alta

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    2 SoCO on the rocks, then 2 Straight Soco. Then 4 Boilermakers. Bed time a 1am.
    Up and feeding the Birds at 7:30.

    I'll pos a pic of the fire from last night.
  18. Geekster

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    Just got this in email from online friend!

    I just read an article on the dangers of drinking....

    Scared the shit out of me!
    So that's it!

    After today, no more reading!


    Maybe get a chuckle or 2-eh?
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    Der Alta New Member

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    Yep.

    I gave up drinking once. Worst 3 hours of my life.
  20. Der Alta

    Der Alta New Member

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    Someone seems to have aabscondewd with my feet.

    I had them earlier, but they've reneged' on their appropriate cuties.,

    'Wild turkey and Mike's Hard lemonade has deemed they are in teh drivers positiont.

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