Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Acetherockr, Apr 7, 2009.
The last funny thing I saw was a story:
A man asking for leave
So you want a day off huh? Well, let’s just take a look at what you’re asking for ok?
There are 365 days per year, making that 52 weeks. You already have 2 days off per week, leaving just 261 days available for work. Since you already spend 16 hours each day away from work you’ve used up 170 days, leaving only 91 days left to work.
You spend 30 minutes each day on coffee breaks which accounts for 23 days each year, now leaving only 68 days available. With a 1 hour lunch break each day, you used up another 46 days, leaving only 22 days available for work. You normally spend 2 days per year on sick leave, leaving you only 20 days per year available for work.
We are off 5 holidays per year, so your available working time is down to 15 days.
Look, we generously give 14 days vacation per year which leaves only 1 day available for work and I’ll be damned if you’re gonna take that day off!
if anyone has an iphone/ipod i highly recommend FML (F*** My Life) which is a series of funny stories...for instance the one I read today:
Me and my girlfriend were making out on the couch, things started to get hot and heavy and we started doing it right there on the couch. Right before finishing I whispered into her ear "whos your daddy?" I heard a voice behind me say "I am." FML
ROTFL. It has been there for a year. He will have to clean it off when he get back from traveling.
I think the parents did it and they just trying to play it off and blame their kid lol
Why do you need an iphone/ipod for this site? I have F*** My Life saved as a "favorite" on my Q...:032:question
Haha wow ;D I <3 the FML app on my iPhone. What ever happened to being on the computer though? http://www.fmylife.com/ -- And this one goes out to RudeBoy!
"Today, I decided I would finally get up and weed our front yard. After a long couple of hours, I was hot and sweaty and decided to jump in the pool, with all my clothes on, just for fun. Right as I was in the air doing a cannon ball, my blackberry started to ring from my pocket... FML"
Oh God... :dft011:tounge_out
Oh, have you waterproof your blackberry?
really?! whered you get it?!?!!!
lol fml is great!!
Top Rated FML
"Today, I received my passport in the mail. They got my birthdate wrong. Then I picked up my birth certificate that I had sent in with the application. Turns out my parents have been celebrating my birthday on the wrong day for 16 years. FML"
-Sent from my Q9n
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