Summer Classes for Men

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  1. Geekster

    Geekster New Member

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    Now that's the blind leading the blind..eh?
    Do you even know where the kitchen is? LOL
    She can't be that bad or you wouldn't stay with her. You don't fool me you old softy!
  2. mike250rs

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    she can cook a mean Big Mac :)

    almost get her to replace the toilet paper..swear she uses a roll per visit....
  3. cheri

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    Wow mike impressed you know about the spin cycle. FYI its also good for putting cranky babies to sleep...NOT in the machine..on top of it buckled in a car seat SUPERVISED.

    Thank goodness for insurance,eh!

    LOL @ stove and purpose...
  4. cheri

    cheri Active Member

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    I know you are kidding bout the big mac.

    Does she know that you think she has a tp fetish? lol
    Better clean than the alternative
  5. TarHeelsRule!

    TarHeelsRule! New Member

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    I'm trying to figure out why "going to the bathroom is a group activity"? You're going to be there for awhile, right. Why can't we talk while you take care of business?

    And why must I parallel park, I didn't pass that on my driving test years ago and have avoided it ever since.
  6. cheri

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    They dont realize that when we go as a group we are getting dips on who is for dessert. And THR! you know as well as I do that them mens would give a left.....leg for 5 min of ear time let a lone the visuals in a ladies room. Gimme a break guys!

    Oh man did you have to fan the man flames on parallel parking? Here you have to pass or you dont get your license. They dont make people do three point turns any more though which I think is pretty important.

    Short story1...very pregnant with Mario and was having a hard time parallel parking at the hospital and I was running late for my Dr.s appointment. Back then the low risk offenders at the county jail would have work detail, sometimes around the hospital. Luckily for me there was one guy not to far away doing his job and probably laughing at me. So I just went up and asked him to park my car for me LOL...he did and I was grateful!

    short story 2Also asked for assistance one time in San Francisco parking my 77 monte carlo in a spot the size for a prius. Me and my lady friends managed to flag down a guy that was a former limo driver. We were all grateful...and we got to party all night knowing we did not have to move my poor girl she was in a safe place lol.
  7. TarHeelsRule!

    TarHeelsRule! New Member

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    Here you have to pass it too but the officer, I guess, felt sorry for me and gave me my license anyway. I did the 3 pt turn okay just couldn't get my mom's buick that resembled the bat car in between those wooden walls. lol
  8. mike250rs

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    I just takes practice, and possibly detaching the cell long enough to park.
  9. cheri

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    I have been using a headset since before it became required...thank you very much. lol
  10. mike250rs

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    well, umm....looks like the valet parking attendant will always have a job
  11. cheri

    cheri Active Member

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    Lets see I havent asked for help in over 20 years...so I hope he aint waiting on me...lol
  12. sherri

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    Parallel Parking...


    Absolutely necessary to Parallel park if you want to ever find a spot in NYC and avoid paying $15.00 per hour to park in a lot, plus the mandatory parking tax of 33%!!
  13. cheri

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    That is insane lol
    Thankfully I live in a more rural area where there is not too much parking spot violence lol
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    Ha Ha! I was going to list my favorite one, but I couldn't pick it out!:laugh2:

    And, for the record, when I was a runner at a law firm about 16 years ago I parallell parked my boss' Lincoln Town Car in five o'clock traffic outside the Federal Courthouse with about 2 minutes to spare before the place closed.
  15. cheri

    cheri Active Member

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    You are the woman Sulster lol
    I can paralell park pretty good now. Had lots of practice. Rather avoid what you just described.
  16. mike250rs

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    drive a bucket, then it won't matter what you hit :tounge:
  17. cheri

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    LOL or as we say "tuna can"

    Speaking of hitting stuff here is my list:
    Opposum with oppsumlets
    Various small creatures.
    One large Doe.
    Neighbors dog(it literally ran into my tire)
    A couple of posts parking under buildings
    Almost hit a drunk pregnant lady once.
    Someone swears i was backing up and hit them but that resolved quite quickly with big Vato intervention LOL(RIP cuz he was my nemisis and he is gone)
    and the piesta resistance:
    At least three gas pump hoses have been circumcised thanx to me. But I dont hear them complaining about it.
  18. mike250rs

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    didn't know they had a different version for the ladies....:tounge:



    -runs like hell-
  19. cheri

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    Read the updated version silly
  20. TarHeelsRule!

    TarHeelsRule! New Member

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    WOW! I am in awe of your driving skills?

    I can honestly say I have been driving for 26 years and have never hit anything. I have been in 1 accident (some idiot ran a red light and t-boned me a couple of years ago). I don't parallel park at all, will drive around and around first. Parking garages here aren't as expensive as in major cities, thank goodness!

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