Summer Classes for Men

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  1. sulster

    sulster Active Member

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    Summer Classes for Men

    I mean this to be funny. Please don't be offended! :)




    Summer Classes for Men at
    THE
    ADULT LEARNING CENTER

    REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED
    by Friday, April 11 , 2008

    NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL
    OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM


    Class 1
    How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays--Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.
    Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours beginning at7:00 PM.

    Class 2
    The Toilet Paper Roll--Does It Change Itself?
    Round Table Discussion.
    Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.

    Class 3
    Is It Possible To Urinate Using The Technique Of Lifting The Seat and Avoiding The Floor, Walls and Nearby Bathtub?--Group Practice.
    Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.

    Class 4
    Fundamental Differences Between The Laundry Hamper and The Floor--Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.
    Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.

    Class 5
    Dinner Dishes--Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Kitchen Sink?
    Examples on Video.
    Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning
    at 7:00 PM

    Class 6
    Loss Of Identity--Losing The Remote To Your Significant Other.
    Help Line Support and Support Groups.
    Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM

    Class 7
    Learning How To Find Things--Starting With Looking In The Right Places And Not Turning The House Upside Down While Screaming.
    Open Forum
    Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.

    Class 8
    Health Watch--Bringing Her Flowers Is Not Harmful To Your Health.
    Graphics and Audio Tapes.
    Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.

    Class 9
    Real Men Ask For Directions When Lost--Real Life Testimonials.
    Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined

    Class 10
    Is It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly While She Parallel Parks?
    Driving Simulations.
    4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours.

    Class 11
    Learning to Live--Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife.
    Online Classes and role-playing
    Tuesdays at 7:00 PM , location to be determined

    Class 12
    How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion
    Relaxation Exercises, Meditation and Breathing Techniques.
    Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at7:00 PM.

    Class 13
    How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy--Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries and Other Important Dates and Calling When You're Going To Be Late.
    Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered.
    Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.

    Class 14
    The Stove/Oven--What It Is and How It Is Used.
    Live Demonstration.
    Tuesdays at 6:00 PM, location to be determined.

    Upon completion of any of the above courses, diplomas will be issued to the survivors.
  2. rudeboy

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    whahahahhahahaaaa.... :}
  3. n99hockey

    n99hockey Moderator Staff Member

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    hahha good one
    which one(s) have you signed Mr. Sulster up for:tounge:
  4. 1oddmanout

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    Not sure about group practice (I keep clean shoes).
  5. cheri

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    lol@ clean shoes ...that only leaves the rest of the surroundings.
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    Class 3
    Is It Possible To Urinate Using The Technique Of Lifting The Seat and Avoiding The Floor, Walls and Nearby Bathtub?--Group Practice.

    I just might skip that part of the class. Puts a whole new meaning to the term "pissing contest".
  7. sherri

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    Is there a minimum age requirement for the bathroom class? I'd like to enroll my 12 year old son...I'll give him rain shoes just in case!
  8. Geekster

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    HAHAHAHA!!!
    & hope he never sees this now or in the future!!
    I have a little nephew who has an "aiming'' problem. Whatever the direction he looks in that's where the "aim" travels to. I think he is going to be a terrible driver when he grows up if this is any indication. :tounge:
  9. PacoJr67

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    make sure he never uses public restrooms...
    Hey Bob, how's it going...:wink:


    eww...:tounge:
  10. cheri

    cheri Active Member

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    That wouldnt be the same Bob from the Enzyte commercials would it? lol
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    Real Men Ask For Directions When Lost--Real Life Testimonials.

    I have a feeling this class is going to be canceled. Where are they going to find the men to give the "Real Life Testimonials"?
  12. PacoJr67

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    We don't get "lost" we're just grographicaly mislocated...:wink:
  13. cheri

    cheri Active Member

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    you mens are funny...keep talking :)
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    Oh and before I forget, this is a lie:
    Health Watch--Bringing Her Flowers Is Not Harmful To Your Health.

    Have you ever brought flowers to a woman you had no idea was married and her body builder husband answered the door? Yeah, not a good situation to be in if you're the guy holding the flowers!

    :tounge:
  15. cheri

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    Not if the body building husband was thinking the flowers were for himself :)
    He might be flattered haha :>
  16. sherri

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    Class will be cancelled because the students couldn't fine the location!!!:wink:
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    But then the wife would come out and beat us both up - him for being flattered and me for showing up at her door with flowers. Still dangerous to my health.

    This is funny. :laugh2:
  18. cheri

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    I think they dont make the class because they are distracted by the chi chi bar in the adjacent building. You they get mesmerized by those things.
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    <-------------- needs GPS coordinates to said classes


    I thought aiming at 4am was optional. Can I sign up the woman fo a few of these classes?
  20. cheri

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    OMG look who came up for air ROFL

    Nice too see you:)

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