she cant drive!!!!!

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  1. txter

    txter New Member

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    she cant drive!!!!!

    i say women cant drive.
    yesterday, the ol lady tried to fit my Yukon Denali between the house & another car. guess what...
    she scraped the entire side of my truck along side the house!!!!!! she also caught the fender flare & ripped that off.
    didnt you hear a crunching sound ? "ya but i thought it was a garbage can lid under the snow"

    im F'in miffed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  2. PacoJr67

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    jeez, she should try a HMMWV. Those things handle like a dream, a solid steel heavy dream...
  3. dafoxs

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    they should demand old folks retake the driving test every year.
  4. txter

    txter New Member

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    shes 23.
    how about use your better judgement. geee, that looks tight. mabey ill park somewhere else.
  5. mike250rs

    mike250rs New Member

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    but the spot she picked was closer.....

    that does suck, mine hasn't taken anything out...yet :/
  6. Tech.erella

    Tech.erella New Member

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    Dang , so sorry to hear that txter. Get her number, Seduce her, take her out on a date to the most expensive restaurant, then skip out on the check..

    BOO YA!!
  7. sherri

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    He said it was his "ol lady".......

    Call me your "ol lady" and I'm ramming it into YOU!!
    (jk............maybe).........
  8. dafoxs

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    jeeze, thought it said, an old lady. Yea, I hate the Old lady/man thing.
  9. sherri

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    Same, but then he said she was 23!! I had to go back and re-read the OP.............
  10. dafoxs

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    I had to put the bottle down. gettin ready for Football.
  11. sherri

    sherri Active Member

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    Why put the bottle down????? Had one glass of Merlot so far, think I will have another. Cheers!

    (See you in the "posting while drunk" thread later!)
  12. ninjaap

    ninjaap Moderator

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    All right!!! Is it time to revive the drunk thread??? I got a bottle of Henessy I need to pop open...
  13. dafoxs

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    It's sad you thought the bottle was booze, now why would you think that?



    Guess you know me. the bottle was empty. Jeeeeez.
  14. ninjaap

    ninjaap Moderator

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    Wait... so we're not getting drunk tonight??? booooo....
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    dafoxs New Member

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    Hello, have we met?
    dont getting drunk tonight. Already drunk from lunch.
  16. ninjaap

    ninjaap Moderator

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    Damnit fox!!! Haven't you learned from the Oreos and Assless chaps experience???
  17. sherri

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    2 glasses down.......3 Tylenol PM.......see you in the drunk thread......(am I the only girl that drinks here?????)
  18. dafoxs

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    maybe the 23 year old Ol lady was. Where the heck is THRs.
  19. ninjaap

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    Slow down a bit sherri. I'm heading over to my cousin's in a few for some drinks. Don't get too drunk. It's still early. Baby sit your drinks for while...
  20. dafoxs

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    Pick a a pack of doubles on the way.

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