Ponderisms

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  1. cchannelz06

    cchannelz06 New Member

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    Because they have two leg hole/legs.


    The sock fairy takes them. I have personaly met her. She is always leaving a bunch of lint in the catch screen in exchange for my dress socks.
  2. dafoxs

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    Mike, i found your socks in a pair of your pants, why?
  3. mike250rs

    mike250rs New Member

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    I will leave this one alone..this can go way wrong fast
  4. oneeyed_q

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    I'm hoping I'll go to the Are you drunk thread and see posts with this time stamp on it. This one is just too easy Mike was definently nice not touching it.
  5. mike250rs

    mike250rs New Member

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    I don't now where he has been...
  6. sherri

    sherri Active Member

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    My friend just sent me an e-mail along these lines. Thought I'd share!


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    > Can you cry under water?
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    > How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
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    > Why do you have to "put your two cents in".. But it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?
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    > Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?
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    > Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
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    > What disease did cured ham actually have?
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    > How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
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    > Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?
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    > If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
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    > Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?
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    > Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
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    > Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.
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    > Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?
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    > Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
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    > If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?
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    > Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane ?
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    > If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
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    > Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both DOGS.
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    > If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?
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    > If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
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    > Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
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    > Why did you just try singing the two songs above?
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    > Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt?
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    > Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?
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  7. Geekster

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    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!! :laugh:
  8. sherri

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    Glad I got you to smile, Geek!
  9. Geekster

    Geekster New Member

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    You always could. hahahaha!!! :tounge:
    *How's the new do?*
  10. sherri

    sherri Active Member

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    I think hair is too short...cut front on an angle, and I haven't decided if I like it. Where the heck is rb? He hasn't answered my texts or e-mail...
  11. Geekster

    Geekster New Member

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    Oh! I don't like like short bangs either. They have to "be there" or forget it.
    I'm sure it's OK
    You are cutie so nothing looks bad on you, so don't worry. :laugh2:
  12. oneeyed_q

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    I think this one has to do with bad breath :tounge:
  13. mike250rs

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    thats bad consiering they sniff butts all day
  14. EQBob

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    According to vets, it's actually quite dangerous for them if they impact a bug or something in the air kicked up by a car tire, etc.
  15. mike250rs

    mike250rs New Member

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    good point... :p


    why do you go around the block when they are square?
  16. EQBob

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    LOL..good one...and yes I know this is waaaay off topic, but....
    only in a classic grid neighborhood planned in the 60's and 70's. Anything later than that traditionally uses curved roads, lots of cul-de-sacs and has a number of features to break up through traffic and reduce speeds.
  17. mike250rs

    mike250rs New Member

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    yep very true.... supposed to also help beautify the area and make it hard for car chases to happen and keep the delivery guy guessing.


    Why does pie have a remainder? Doesn't someone always eat the last piece?
  18. Weapondrift

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    why does Dafoxes love the oreo so very much :tounge:
  19. txter

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    because they complement assless chaps so well
  20. dafoxs

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    just chaps please.

    D.D. coffee and 2 everything bagels, maybe a bear claw.

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