joke of the day (this kind of thread should be a sticky or something. their are so many joke threads out there) A man is out shopping and discovers a new brand of Olympic condoms. Clearly impressed, he buys a pack. Upon getting home, he announces to his wife the purchase he just made. "Olympic condoms?" she blurts: "What makes them so special?" "There are three colors," he replies: "gold, silver and bronze." "What color are you going to wear tonight?" she asks cheekily. "Gold of course," says the man proudly. The wife responds quickly: "Why don't you wear silver? It would be nice if you came second for a change."