joke of the day

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  1. txter

    txter New Member

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    joke of the day

    (this kind of thread should be a sticky or something. their are so many joke threads out there)

    A man is out shopping and discovers a new brand of Olympic condoms. Clearly impressed, he buys a pack. Upon getting home, he announces to his wife the purchase he just made.
    "Olympic condoms?" she blurts: "What makes them so special?"
    "There are three colors," he replies: "gold, silver and bronze."
    "What color are you going to wear tonight?" she asks cheekily.
    "Gold of course," says the man proudly.
    The wife responds quickly: "Why don't you wear silver? It would be nice if you came second for a change."
  2. TreeFrog

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    haha...very nice!
  3. ninjaap

    ninjaap Moderator

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    wahahahahahaha !!!!
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    Would the bronze be for a "menage-a'-trois"?:2cool:
  5. txter

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    There once were three little pigs. The first pig went to a bar, ordered a drink, gulped it down, went to the bathroom and then left.


    The second pig went to the same bar ordered a drink, gulped it down, went to the bathroom and then left.


    The third pig went to the same bar ordered a drink and gulped it down. He was just about to leave when the bartender asked if he was going to the bathroom.


    "No," he replied: "I'm the little pig that goes weee weee weee all the way home."
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    Haha!

    This one gets a big fat GROAN!
  7. txter

    txter New Member

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    A young girl gets married and a few days later her mother comes to visit. When she arrives, she is shocked to find her daughter standing naked at the front door.


    "What are you doing!" asks her mother.


    "Mom, it's my love dress!" she replies, "Don't you like it?"


    "I'll come back in a few weeks when the honeymoon is over," replies her mother.


    A few weeks later, the mother arrives at her daughter's house once. Again, she is shocked when her naked daughter answers the door to greet her.


    "Now what are you doing?" she asks.


    "Mom, it's my love dress! It keeps the marriage spicy!"


    "I'll give you a few more weeks," replies her mother.


    Later that night, the mother decides to try it for herself. When her husband arrives home, she greets him at the front door in the nude.


    "Honey, what the hell are you doing?" asks the husband.


    "It's my love dress!" she explains. "What do you think of it?"


    "Well, to be perfectly honest," replies her husband, "I think you should have ironed it first!"
  8. n99hockey

    n99hockey Moderator Staff Member

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    what are you raiding askmen.com's joke section? :tounge:
  9. txter

    txter New Member

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    ya... i was poking around there for a bit. those 2 gave me a lil laugh so i thought id share.
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    jeez..scotts on top of everything!

    good jokes too...btw!
  11. txter

    txter New Member

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    help........scotts following me
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    n99hockey Moderator Staff Member

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    mwahahahahahaha:tounge:

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