Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by rudeboy, Mar 25, 2008.
Max has one.... i fear that it might be too complicated for her :}
can always slip a copy of "pc's for idiots like you" on her desk.
make her type out sentances like in school.. " I will not click on everything, rudeboy is my hero....."
(no copy & paste of course)
Wire up a remote power switch for the monitor. I did this to our demo computer when I worked at Radio Shack. It's way too much fun. Just sitting at the counter with the remote waiting for someone to do something dumb on the computer and then -blink-
Every time they would come over and say something like "I think I did something to the computer"
Oh the laughs we had after they left...
If your in good with the HR type people...
have them schedule a "meeting" with her to discuss computer/web usage. Have screenshots and logs from various web sites (you know the ones).
or if you know what sites she frequents during the day. A simple net send to pc asking how that site relates to her job
You could get one of those books that has pictures that you can touch and it reads the story for her lol
Now I know why those young men were giggling when I left! Shame on you! lol jk
That is a fantastic idea! I mean it doesnt have to be a "real" meeting...just one to get over on her.
I am going to file that somewhere in my brain...but I need to make more room first.
You should be installing the program called CleanUp!, which is free via http://www.stevengould.org. Put the program into your autoexec.bat, so that it runs when the computer is started. This cleans out EVERYTHING temp related where the viruses originate, and won't allow them to propagate if you have it running on startup.
I have removed thousands of gigs of temp files/viruses with this program and can recommend it with 100% satisfaction. With this program running automatically, you barely even need to call on AVG at all......:laugh2:
still think replacing pc with a mac fishbowl and keyboard would be funny.
Mike if I order one will you bring it to Cali in your rig? lol
I swear Ill cook breakfast...soy eggs and alphalpha sprouts? :-D
ummm no, not even for that fake breakfast
darn I was sure the soy eggs would lure you here..
(really an eggs, bacon and homefries gal)
Sorry I dont know how to cook grits! (wonders about soy grits?)
HA its called "accidental discharge" :tounge:
not if you keep doing it...then its deliberate....even if it is fun haha
you can SO turn the most innocent things perverted....my kinda woman :laugh2:
what perversion r u talking about?
i didnt even go there this time lol
HA, so you say!
Have I ever lied to you?
*thinks long and hard about the answer hes about to give.....*
wow that is some thought, its taking over and hour.i tick tock (insert Jeopardy music here)
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