Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by rudeboy, Jan 29, 2008.
Q: what do you do if your wife comes out the of kitchen ?
A: shorten the chain..
i have, don't remind me...
woopsie daisy sorry, what about on a hay ride? not one of those haunted ones though!
straw sometimes pokes in akward places Woman wants to try it on the beach, not looking forward to picking the sand out
mike that is why blankets were invented, sheesh, do we have to think of everything.
reminds me of something else I cant mention (ROLF with myself and blushing)
what do you do if you man walks out on you.
let him go and then get a new one.
nope... no dubious memories there :}
butting in again....
My husband & I are into S & M
I Snore while he M**terbates.
Just a another joke I know.
(or it could be true, I ain't gonna tell ya' one or the other):smile:
whahahhahhahahahahhaaaa.... great one :}
lol Geekster that is fffuuunnny!
mike, looks like you were having a long conversation with yourself, were you talking to somebody?......whoops this was about listening to women wasnt it?:tounge:....honesty is key in a relationship, but what about when they tell you what you think and believe is the truth, you find out it wasnt, and confront them about it, and they still deny it?
that is NOT just women.
That is a personality trait of some men and women.
Example men claim its natural for them to cheat and wander. I really dont have issue with that...the problem is they dont communicate that is the intent. It is taken forgranted. so just be upfront. DO what your heart desires just dont lie about it.
i would prefer you say "some men", i do not think cheating is natural at all.
Men lie, too. I think both sexes just inherit the lie gene.
But not me!
I don't lie. I just remember big!
(From my 5 year old niece after telling a big whopper!)
lying goes both ways, both men and women do it. And if you can't believe what that person is telling you to be true how can you have a relationship constantly wondering if you're being lied too?
It hard enough to put your trust in another without knowing that they have a tendency to 'remember big'. (good one geekster, i'll have to use that one)
sorry rb i phrased that wrong that was my intent. Not all men are fellanderers. I have try not to generalize but as i said i slip sometimes.
okay.... we are here to help you up when you slip.
So kind of you....i feel lightened by the burden.
he just wants to get a feel when he catches you But you didn't hear that from me...shhhh
[size=-7]*drops banana peels in cheri's path*[/size]
hey if he can catch me he is one Big Dutch Man.
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