are women really this evil....?

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  1. rudeboy

    rudeboy New Member

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    are women really this evil....?

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    or are men evil.... ?

    [FONT=Verdana, arial, Helvetica] A man has 50-yard-line tickets for the Super Bowl. As he sits down, another man comes down and asks if anyone is sitting in the seat next to him.

    "No", he said, "the seat is empty".
    "This is incredible", said the man. "Who in his right mind would
    have a seat like this for the Super Bowl, the biggest sporting event in the
    world, and not use it ?"

    Somberly, the man says, "Well... the seat actually belongs to me. My wife
    was supposed to come here with me, but she passed away. This is the
    first Super Bowl we have not been to together since we got married in 1967."

    "Oh I'm sorry to hear that. That's terrible. But couldn't you find someone
    else - a friend or relative, or even a neighbor - to take the seat?"

    The man shakes his head, "No. They're all at the funeral."
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  3. n99hockey

    n99hockey Moderator Staff Member

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    hahahahahaha thats fantastic!
  4. mike250rs

    mike250rs New Member

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    women are clever creatures indeed. They let us poor men think we run things when in fact they do. Just look over any history book and you will find that women have been the root cause for many wars and countless other things.
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    amen... i have my own -similar- theory, which i might lay out at a later date & time :}
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    just peeking in to make sure you boys arenr staying up too late...now get to sleep.
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    what is sleep? *fires up the googe search*
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    mike u never learned to listen did u.

    Were u the one at the slumber party to put the hosts hand in warm water?e
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    btw that is no more evil than getting a woman pregnant and running away or not paying child support.
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    So the moral of the stories are that Women are Cleverly Evil, and Men Don't like to Waste... :foot: LMAO
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    waste? explain :)
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    LOL.. Men will pick up that HotDog that he just dropped on the ground just a few steps from the entrance of a bathroom at your local mall.... and still eat it!!!!

    Holes in your underwear?? Internal air cooling as far as men are concerned... those underwear still have 'years' of wear left in 'em!!!

    Tickets to the SuperBowl??... Well you know 'that' story already...LOL
  13. cheri

    cheri Active Member

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    i know all those already those relate more to being lazy or not caring.

    Especially the Super Bowl, oh i lol when i read it. But it doesnt have to do with not wasting the seat. The Super Bowl is more important than the funeral.

    What i want to know is who/what is the waste in what I was talking about since you quoted me.
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    I wasn't reflecting on anything in general that you or anyone else posted, but rather about this whole thread and it was merely poking fun at the jokes that were being told.
    Just joking in general..LMAO :tounge:

    BTW, I didn't qutoe you... well, ....ummm, now I did... LOL :wink:
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    whahaaha.... yes mom :}


    you surmised it quite nicely :}

    *runs out thread..*
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    whats wrong with that? i tell ya, women want it all...
  17. cheri

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    well just to summarize.
    I know its all in good fun. But there is a thread of truth behind it. no pun intended.

    Most women dont want it all. Most women wants are quite simple. I am sorry if any man chooses a defective woman.
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    ..I thought women were defective from the start, thats why they have mood swings and always want to talk about their...feelings...ugh.
  19. rudeboy

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    oh grasshopper :}
  20. piranah

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    it has to be defective if it bleeds for a week and doesnt die:tounge:

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