2 guys went hunting

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  1. ParaCAD

    ParaCAD New Member

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    Dude...Thats nasty. haha
  2. mike250rs

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    Q. Why is your wife smiling?




    A. She just found your secret $$ stash
  3. Hexx

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    OK - on to blond jokes...

    How does a blond turn on the light after having sex?

    She opens the car door.
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    Q. How does a husband have fun on vacations?





    A. leave the woman at home
  5. ParaCAD

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    Helga was hang the wash out to dry, and then went downtown to pick up some dry cleaning.

    ''Gootness, iss hot,'' she mused to herself as the sun beat down on her. She passed by a tavern and said, ''Vy nought?'' So she walked into the air conditioning and took a seat at the bar.

    "Bartender," she said. "I vill have unt cold beer, please.''

    The bartender asked, ''Anheuser Busch?''

    ''Vell, fine, tanks," she said, "Just unt leetle svetty.''
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    Q. How many blondes does it tak to screw in a light bulb?





    A. Dunno they get confuzzed after the screwing part
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    A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona when he notices that the oil-pressure light is on. He gets out to look and sees oil dripping out of the motor. He drives to the nearest town and stops at the first gas station.

    After dropping the car off, the penguin goes for a walk around town. He sees an ice-cream shop and, being a penguin in Arizona, decides that something cold would really hit the spot. He gets a big dish of vanilla ice cream and sits down to eat. Having no hands, he makes a real mess trying to eat with his little flippers.

    After finishing his ice cream, he goes back to the gas station and asks the mechanic if he's found the problem. The mechanic looks up and says, "It looks like you blew a seal."



    "No, no," the penguin replies, "it's just ice cream."
  8. ParaCAD

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    HaHa!.....
  9. dafoxs

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    great one.....
  10. Hexx

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    A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blonde neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox. She opened it then slammed it shut and stormed back into the house. A little later she came out of her house again, went to the mailbox and again opened it, and slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house she went.

    As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, she came out again, marched to the mailbox, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever.

    Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, “Is something wrong?”

    To which she replied, “There certainly is!”

    My stupid computer keeps saying, “You’ve got mail!”
  11. dafoxs

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    what is the difference between your job and your wife?


    after 10 years, your job still s*cks.
  12. Hexx

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    A little blonde girl comes back from school one evening. She runs to her mum and says: "Mummy today at school we learnt how to count. Well, all the other girls only counted to 5, but listen to me: 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10! It's good?"

    "Yes, darling, very good." Answers the mom.
    "Is that because I'm blonde?" she asks.
    "Yes, darling, it's because you're blonde." The mom says.

    The next day, the little girl comes back from school and says: "Mummy, today at school we learnt the alphabet. All the other girls only went as far as D, but listen to me: A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K! It's good?"

    "Yes, darling, very good." Answers the mom.
    "Is that because I'm blonde, mummy?" she asks.
    "Yes, darling it's because you're blonde." The mom says.

    Next Day, she returns from school and cries: "Mummy, today we went swimming. Well, all the other girls have no breasts, but look at me!" She proceeds to flash her impressive 36D at her mummy. "Is that because I'm blonde, mummy?"

    "No darling, it's because you're 25."
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    great one......
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    What do you call a smart blonde?


    A golden retriever
  15. Hexx

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    For the ladies ...

    Why are men like blenders?
    You need one, but you're not quite sure why.
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    why are girls like your Q?



    they like to be talked to and held. Push the wrong button and you get shut down.
  17. ParaCAD

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    Why did the blonde take a ladder into the bar?

    She heard the drinks were on the house.
  18. dafoxs

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    poor blondes.......
  19. ParaCAD

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    LOL. Yea..there's just so many





    Where do you find a dog with no legs?

    Where you left it.
  20. Hexx

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    LOL

    yo mamma's so fat when she turns around she has another birthday

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