2 guys went hunting

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  1. dafoxs

    dafoxs New Member

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    give some up. we need to laugh at this world.
  2. oneeyed_q

    oneeyed_q New Member

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    Since this turned into a groan fest I figured I'd join :)

    What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sitting on your door step?

    Matt!

    What do you call a man with no arms and no legs leaning on the wall?

    Art!

    What do you call a woman with no arms and no legs on your grill?

    Patty!
  3. dafoxs

    dafoxs New Member

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    what do you call a guy rolling around on your lawn?



    Russel
  4. oneeyed_q

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    I just got this one in my email this morning:

    HOW TO INSTALL A HOME SECURITY SYSTEM IN THE SOUTH or Country

    1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's used, size 14-16work boots.

    2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns & Ammo Magazine.

    3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines.

    4. Leave a note on your door that reads:

    Bubba,

    Big Jim, Duke, Slim & me went for more ammunition.
    Back in a hour. Don't mess with the pit bulls-they went after the mailman this morning and messed him up real bad.
    I don't think Killer took part in it, but it was hard to tell from all the blood. Anyway, I locked all four of 'em in the house.
    Better wait outside.

    -Jay Dee
  5. Hexx

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    Still laughing at that one.... lol the visual is killing me....:laugh2:
  6. dafoxs

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    A Classic.
    if girls with big boobs work at Hooters, where do girls with 1 leg work?



    IHOP
  7. ParaCAD

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    Not to sure about that one...lol

    Maybe i just don't get it
  8. dafoxs

    dafoxs New Member

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    Rolling around in the leaves.
  9. ParaCAD

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    ah ok...thats what i thought...Leaves *rustling* (russell) :tounge:
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    "rustling" the leaves.....

    Rudeboy is right...no fun if ya gotta explain it! ;)
  11. Hexx

    Hexx New Member

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    A man sees a pirate walking down the street with one of those big boat steeringwheels attached to him below his belt. I asked him why it was there and he said "I dunt know mate but its driving me nuts!"

    :foot:
  12. ParaCAD

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    Yea thanks...I'll have to remember that.. :D
  13. dafoxs

    dafoxs New Member

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    *writting that one down*
  14. ParaCAD

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    :laugh: Thats funny.
  15. dafoxs

    dafoxs New Member

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    My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met.
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    ParaCAD New Member

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    Why are New Yorkers always depressed?

    The light at the end of their tunnel is New Jersey.
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    fine..here is a decent one..

    What do you call a lot lizzard with no arms & legs?
    *lot lizzard = truck stop prostitute*



    A. a night crawler
  18. dafoxs

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    How do you get your wife's mood to change?


    waite 10 minutes.
  19. Hexx

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    I just forwarded this to all my NY and NJ friends.... can't believe I never heard that one before.

    See - I learn a lot on this forum!
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    Q. Why don't lot lizzards use the restroom in the morning?








    A. Ever try and pull apart a grilled cheeze sandwich?

    :)

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