Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by dafoxs, Nov 24, 2008.
give some up. we need to laugh at this world.
Since this turned into a groan fest I figured I'd join
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sitting on your door step?
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs leaning on the wall?
What do you call a woman with no arms and no legs on your grill?
what do you call a guy rolling around on your lawn?
I just got this one in my email this morning:
HOW TO INSTALL A HOME SECURITY SYSTEM IN THE SOUTH or Country
1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's used, size 14-16work boots.
2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns & Ammo Magazine.
3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines.
4. Leave a note on your door that reads:
Big Jim, Duke, Slim & me went for more ammunition.
Back in a hour. Don't mess with the pit bulls-they went after the mailman this morning and messed him up real bad.
I don't think Killer took part in it, but it was hard to tell from all the blood. Anyway, I locked all four of 'em in the house.
Better wait outside.
Still laughing at that one.... lol the visual is killing me....:laugh2:
if girls with big boobs work at Hooters, where do girls with 1 leg work?
Not to sure about that one...lol
Maybe i just don't get it
Rolling around in the leaves.
ah ok...thats what i thought...Leaves *rustling* (russell) :tounge:
"rustling" the leaves.....
Rudeboy is right...no fun if ya gotta explain it!
A man sees a pirate walking down the street with one of those big boat steeringwheels attached to him below his belt. I asked him why it was there and he said "I dunt know mate but its driving me nuts!"
Yea thanks...I'll have to remember that..
*writting that one down*
:laugh: Thats funny.
My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met.
Why are New Yorkers always depressed?
The light at the end of their tunnel is New Jersey.
fine..here is a decent one..
What do you call a lot lizzard with no arms & legs?
*lot lizzard = truck stop prostitute*
A. a night crawler
How do you get your wife's mood to change?
waite 10 minutes.
I just forwarded this to all my NY and NJ friends.... can't believe I never heard that one before.
See - I learn a lot on this forum!
Q. Why don't lot lizzards use the restroom in the morning?
A. Ever try and pull apart a grilled cheeze sandwich?
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