2 guys went hunting

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  1. Geekster

    Geekster New Member

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    HAHAHA!!!!
    No excuses for being away from here except, death and taxes.
    Oh wait, that's what you can always depend on.
    But the class we doubled up on is done!!!!
    Yippeeeee!!!
  2. I8qbert

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    what is black, white and red all over






    a zebra with a sun burn
  3. Tech.erella

    Tech.erella New Member

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    To slightly quote Dave Chapelle; "I wish I had two more hands so I could give that four thumbs DOWN!" ....teeheehee.
  4. Weapondrift

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    why not...
    2 guys walk into a bar. The 3rd guy ducks.
  5. sherri

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    Groooaaaannnn....:tounge:
  6. dafoxs

    dafoxs New Member

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    A girl called me the other day, she said, come on over, no one is home. I went over, no one was home, house was empty.

    think about it.
  7. sherri

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    RIP Rodney Dangerfield (this was one of his tag lines...ba dum dum!)
  8. Weapondrift

    Weapondrift New Member

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    Knock Knock.

    who's there?

    spell.

    spell who?

    w-h-o
  9. mike250rs

    mike250rs New Member

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    I have a few work related ones, as such they may not be for minors or those who just ate :)
  10. I8qbert

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    what has 18 legs and cathes flies??

    a baseball team
  11. ParaCAD

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    Well? Don't offer and not deliver.:tounge:
  12. dafoxs

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    Yea, talk is cheap.
  13. dafoxs

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    whats the differece from a lawyer and a bucket of sh*t?




    the bucket.
  14. dafoxs

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    how do you stop a lawyer from drowning?





    take your foot off his head.
  15. ParaCAD

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    Q: What do you call a dog with no hind legs and metal balls?
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    A: Sparky!
  16. dafoxs

    dafoxs New Member

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    what do you call a dog with no legs?




    dont matter it aint coming any way
  17. ParaCAD

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    How do you make a tissue dance

    Blow a little boggie in it.

    :p
  18. dafoxs

    dafoxs New Member

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    what do you call a man in a pool with no arms or legs?





    Bob.
  19. rkcoll1

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    Good ones ParaCAD and dafoxs! Needed a little humor this AM.
  20. ParaCAD

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    What do you call a cow with no legs?

    Ground Beef.




    Yes humor is good!

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